A Stone's Throw from Whittling.

Wow. I guess I've been gone for a while. Oops.

What have I been up to the last couple weeks, you ask? Nothing and everything all at once, I answer. I've ridden a horse for the first two times in my life, and with no practice, I'll be showing a horse on Saturday and Sunday at a horse show. I've been given a hand me down cowboy hat and a pair of men's riding pants. They're not especially stylish, but they're much more comfortable than the pair of nut-hugging Wranglers that I tried on the other day. I'm a cowboy now, I reckon. I'm a cowboy? Didn't I just say I was a city boy? Damn. I rode last week in a pair of Nikes and shorts. I think I should've tried a cup, too, but all I had handy was a beer can.

I'm still looking for gainful emloyment. I'm working part-time where I used to be working full-time because I quit full-time to take another job, but the opportunity for the other job blew right the fuck up in my fucking face. I'm not bitter at all. I tried a couple other things since then, but everything I interview for seems to be some hackneyed, off the cuff sales gig. Sorry local economy, but I'll stay working part time before I spend more than a couple days going door to door selling vaccuum cleaners and empty pop bottles.

I haven't had the opportunity or the money to play lots of pool or poker lately, so some of my legendary skills are slumping a bit. That's really a shame, because I can't tell you how badly I want to get back into pool room and card room. The itch is worse than when I put my water bong out to pasture.

I've also got myself into one of those exclusive type boyfriend girlfriend type relationships. Sorry ladies, I know you're dissapointed. You'll just have to write my name on your vibrators. Oh, and I told you guys I could trick one into it! bastards didn't have any faith in me at all.

So, in closing, if anyone has a good paying job available for someone who's dying to piss his new girlfriend off by gambling away his paychecks, let me know. I might just be the degenerate gambler for you. At least I've got a good sense of humor.